Let me share to you a blog posted from one of the people I follow. The Heckler Professional
WHAT’S YOUR MIX?
Malacañang: 50% Samar and 50% Balay
President Aquino: 50% Roxas and 50% Binay
Vice President Binay: 50% Erap and 50% Noynoy
Sen. Franklin Drilon: 100% Ramos 100% Erap 100% GMA 100% Noynoy (Overweight)
Cong. Jules Ledesma: 50% Man
Cong. Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo: 50% Woman
Senate President Enrile: 50% Politics and 50% Paleolithic
Sen. Miriam Defensor-Santiago: 50% Lecture and 50% Public Humiliation
Atty. Serafin Cuevas: 50% Explanation and 50% Objection
Sen. Manny Villar: 30% Dagat ng basura 30% Gitna ng kalsada and 40% Weh?
Sec. Leila De Lima: 50% Filipina and 50% Peruvian
Sen. Ralph Recto: 88% Lipeño (Lipa City) and 12% EVATeño
Former Cong. Prospero Pichay: 50% Human and 50% Vegetable
Sec. Ronald Llamas: 50% Political Adviser 25% Shooter and 25% Film Reviewer
Former Senator Jamby Madrigal: (‘Wag na lang ‘to)
Sen. Gringo Honasan: 60% Lawmaker and 40% Coup Plotter
Sen. Chiz Escudero: 100% Single
Cong. Niel Tupas: 50% Ilonggo and 50% Ilong
Atty. Sixto Brillantes Jr. 90% Comelec and 10% UP Pep
Sen. Lito Lapid: 50% Kapampangan and 50% Kamangmangan
Executive Sec. Paquito Ochoa: 50% Workaholic and 50% Alcoholic
Cong. Manny Pacquiao: 50% Boxer and 50% Preacher
Sen. Jinggoy Estrada: 50% Fat and 50% Air
Atty. Midas Marquez: 50% Korte Suprema and 50% Renato Corona
Former Mayor Lito Atienza: 50% Manilan and 50% Hawaiian
Manny Pangilinan: 100% Kapatid
Jinkee Pacquiao: 50% Filipina and 50% Siyensya
Claudine Barretto: 50% Artista and 50% Karatista
Ramon Tulfo: 50% Sumbungan and 50% Bugbugan
Toni Gonzaga: 50% Lady and 50% Gaga
Sharon Cuneta: 50% Singing and 50% Breathing
Kris Aquino: 25% Acting and 75% Screaming
How about you? What’s your mix?
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Bayo Ad
Here’s a confession. I wasn’t THAT offended by the alleged racism in the ad. What was more offensive was the grammar. Check this out!
Let me also add some comments from readers
Kuya Germs: 50% German 50% Moreno 0% Tulugan
Cong. Niel Tupas!!! 50% Ilonggo, 10% Ilong, 40% Man
Sen. Ping Lacson: 30% Lawmaker, 30% Lawbreaker, 40% Law evader
And this one tops it all:
Philippines – 80% Poor, 20% criminals
Philippines – 80% Poor, 20% rich
Philippines – 80% poor, 20% dont care
Philippines – 80% poor, 20% politicians
Philippines – 80% poor, 20% abroad
Malacañang: 50% Samar and 50% Balay
President Aquino: 50% Roxas and 50% Binay
Vice President Binay: 50% Erap and 50% Noynoy
Sen. Franklin Drilon: 100% Ramos 100% Erap 100% GMA 100% Noynoy (Overweight)
Cong. Jules Ledesma: 50% Man
Cong. Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo: 50% Woman
Senate President Enrile: 50% Politics and 50% Paleolithic
Sen. Miriam Defensor-Santiago: 50% Lecture and 50% Public Humiliation
Atty. Serafin Cuevas: 50% Explanation and 50% Objection
Sen. Manny Villar: 30% Dagat ng basura 30% Gitna ng kalsada and 40% Weh?
Sec. Leila De Lima: 50% Filipina and 50% Peruvian
Sen. Ralph Recto: 88% Lipeño (Lipa City) and 12% EVATeño
Former Cong. Prospero Pichay: 50% Human and 50% Vegetable
Sec. Ronald Llamas: 50% Political Adviser 25% Shooter and 25% Film Reviewer
Former Senator Jamby Madrigal: (‘Wag na lang ‘to)
Sen. Gringo Honasan: 60% Lawmaker and 40% Coup Plotter
Sen. Chiz Escudero: 100% Single
Cong. Niel Tupas: 50% Ilonggo and 50% Ilong
Atty. Sixto Brillantes Jr. 90% Comelec and 10% UP Pep
Sen. Lito Lapid: 50% Kapampangan and 50% Kamangmangan
Executive Sec. Paquito Ochoa: 50% Workaholic and 50% Alcoholic
Cong. Manny Pacquiao: 50% Boxer and 50% Preacher
Sen. Jinggoy Estrada: 50% Fat and 50% Air
Atty. Midas Marquez: 50% Korte Suprema and 50% Renato Corona
Former Mayor Lito Atienza: 50% Manilan and 50% Hawaiian
Manny Pangilinan: 100% Kapatid
Jinkee Pacquiao: 50% Filipina and 50% Siyensya
Claudine Barretto: 50% Artista and 50% Karatista
Ramon Tulfo: 50% Sumbungan and 50% Bugbugan
Toni Gonzaga: 50% Lady and 50% Gaga
Sharon Cuneta: 50% Singing and 50% Breathing
Kris Aquino: 25% Acting and 75% Screaming
How about you? What’s your mix?
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“No human race is superior; no religious faith is inferior. All collective judgments are wrong. Only racists make them”
~ Elie Wiesel
Bayo Ad
Here’s a confession. I wasn’t THAT offended by the alleged racism in the ad. What was more offensive was the grammar. Check this out!
Let me also add some comments from readers
Kuya Germs: 50% German 50% Moreno 0% Tulugan
Cong. Niel Tupas!!! 50% Ilonggo, 10% Ilong, 40% Man
Sen. Ping Lacson: 30% Lawmaker, 30% Lawbreaker, 40% Law evader
And this one tops it all:
Philippines – 80% Poor, 20% criminals
Philippines – 80% Poor, 20% rich
Philippines – 80% poor, 20% dont care
Philippines – 80% poor, 20% politicians
Philippines – 80% poor, 20% abroad
